1) They are only 20% of the electorate.

2) The average family does not want any tax increases which liberals love to do.

3) Liberals have the most dishonest congress in history. They love to change locks to prevent Republicans from entering. Also, they do not want anyone to read this healthcare reform bill because of all its waste.

4) Liberals are hypocrites because they are fat racist.

5) Liberals only have selective outrage. If the same incident happens to a conservative, they dont defend those individuals.

6) They misinterpret the constitution to fit their arguments.

7) Their anti American protest only proves that they dont represent every American.

8) They are just big pussies.

9) You have a onsided view on the state of Israel. You only condemn the Jewish people and support those wack job terrorist by condoning their actions as being acceptable. Again, your one sided.

I have endless reasons why you dipshits dont matter to most American. Get over it!

I want to know what cause have you seriously taken with consistency without moving on to the next one?

SupportOurTroops wrote:

I need my baa baa.

Yes yes, we know....

When you embed an audio clip dipshit, you disable the quote button. History has proven that if we were liberal, we would not have seceded from the British. Your so cool dude, or Brah!

SupportOurTroops wrote:
1) They are only 20% of the electorate.

2) The average family does not want any tax increases which liberals love to do.

3) Liberals have the most dishonest congress in history. They love to change locks to prevent Republicans from entering. Also, they do not want anyone to read this healthcare reform bill because of all its waste.

4) Liberals are hypocrites because they are fat racist.

5) Liberals only have selective outrage. If the same incident happens to a conservative, they dont defend those individuals.

6) They misinterpret the constitution to fit their arguments.

7) Their anti American protest only proves that they dont represent every American.

8) They are just big pussies.

9) You have a onsided view on the state of Israel. You only condemn the Jewish people and support those wack job terrorist by condoning their actions as being acceptable. Again, your one sided.

I have endless reasons why you dipshits dont matter to most American. Get over it!

1True but we build coalitions to win elections by avoiding wedge isues while the "very conservatives flaunt them

2. True-but we do not propose tax increase on the average family (as a rule) we target those most able to pay. This makes our ideas more palatable.

3 The lock thing is a huge lie-just like the lie that the Clinton team stole all the W’s off the keyboards as they left. When the GOP ran congress the minority was not allowed to take part in conference or call hearings-we have held bills waiting for the GOP to send a quorum and they would not come to the hearings.

4 I challenge you to say that all my liberal Black, Latino, Asian and African friends- I know Sec. of Commerce Locke would laugh at you as would Ron Simms at HUD (Chinese and Black repsectively)

5. Prove up many of the "outrages’ against conservatives have been bogus-How many cons have been shot for holding a water gun in thier front yard anyway?

6. We cite rulings of the court the ruling of the court trumps all.

7 we protest when we fell the nation is wrong just as you do-the founderws considered that a duty

8 Kick your lame ass but that is not an issue for debate as it has no basis in fact and can not be debated.

9. Israel needs a trip to the woodshed from time to tiem when they make problems worse.

I have thousands of programs which liberals created that if you try to take them away you will lose seats and face attacks. Lets start with public schools an idea of Thomas Jefferson.

SupportOurTroops wrote:
Your so cool dude, or Brah!

Awww, come on....., stop it......, your embarrassing me in front of all my peeps.

Joe wrote:

SupportOurTroops wrote:

1) They are only 20% of the electorate.



2) The average family does not want any tax increases which liberals love to do.



3) Liberals have the most dishonest congress in history. They love to change locks to prevent Republicans from entering. Also, they do not want anyone to read this healthcare reform bill because of all its waste.



4) Liberals are hypocrites because they are fat racist.



5) Liberals only have selective outrage. If the same incident happens to a conservative, they dont defend those individuals.



6) They misinterpret the constitution to fit their arguments.



7) Their anti American protest only proves that they dont represent every American.



8) They are just big pussies.



9) You have a onsided view on the state of Israel. You only condemn the Jewish people and support those wack job terrorist by condoning their actions as being acceptable. Again, your one sided.



I have endless reasons why you dipshits dont matter to most American. Get over it!

1True but we build coalitions to win elections by avoiding wedge isues while the "very conservatives flaunt them



2. True-but we do not propose tax increase on the average family (as a rule) we target those most able to pay. This makes our ideas more palatable.



3 The lock thing is a huge lie-just like the lie that the Clinton team stole all the W’s off the keyboards as they left. When the GOP ran congress the minority was not allowed to take part in conference or call hearings-we have held bills waiting for the GOP to send a quorum and they would not come to the hearings.



4 I challenge you to say that all my liberal Black, Latino, Asian and African friends- I know Sec. of Commerce Locke would laugh at you as would Ron Simms at HUD (Chinese and Black repsectively)



5. Prove up many of the "outrages’ against conservatives have been bogus-How many cons have been shot for holding a water gun in thier front yard anyway?



6. We cite rulings of the court the ruling of the court trumps all.



7 we protest when we fell the nation is wrong just as you do-the founderws considered that a duty



8 Kick your lame ass but that is not an issue for debate as it has no basis in fact and can not be debated.



9. Israel needs a trip to the woodshed from time to tiem when they make problems worse.



I have thousands of programs which liberals created that if you try to take them away you will lose seats and face attacks. Lets start with public schools an idea of Thomas Jefferson.

1True but we build coalitions to win elections by avoiding wedge isues while the "very conservatives flaunt them

Party loyalty over doing the right thing.


2. True-but we do not propose tax increase on the average family (as a rule) we target those most able to pay. This makes our ideas more palatable.

Healthcare reform = major tax increase for the average American


3 The lock thing is a huge lie-just like the lie that the Clinton team stole all the W’s off the keyboards as they left. When the GOP ran congress the minority was not allowed to take part in conference or call hearings-we have held bills waiting for the GOP to send a quorum and they would not come to the hearings.

How is it a lie when the stimulus in large went to a lot of useless projects which produced no jobs, but it primarily a Democrat who put it in the bill. Also, the new healthcare bill is being prevented from going online for us American who they work for to view.


4 I challenge you to say that all my liberal Black, Latino, Asian and African friends- I know Sec. of Commerce Locke would laugh at you as would Ron Simms at HUD (Chinese and Black repsectively)

I’ve seen several interviews by black and white liberals call Michael Steele an Uncle tom and told him to go back on the porch. Thats not racist. Plus your buddy Alan Colmes said today that Clarence Thomas was confirmed to the bench because he was black. Thats racist.


5. Prove up many of the "outrages’ against conservatives have been bogus-How many cons have been shot for holding a water gun in thier front yard anyway?

Ms California was called a stupid bitch, but the leftards feminist group said nothing because she has conservative values.


6. We cite rulings of the court the ruling of the court trumps all.

General Welfare does not guarantee healthcare insurance for every American. It was a liberal interpretation. Also, liberals think that the Federal government has authority over the states when its the opposite.


7 we protest when we fell the nation is wrong just as you do-the founderws considered that a duty

You only protest conservative legislation or action. If it was liberal, you guys would be in favor. Your full of shit.


8 Kick your lame ass but that is not an issue for debate as it has no basis in fact and can not be debated.



9. Israel needs a trip to the woodshed from time to tiem when they make problems worse.

They are their own country and will determine their own way of protecting themselves. You libertards have plenty to say from a distance. Israel will survive with or without your support.

SupportOurTroops wrote:

Joe wrote:

SupportOurTroops wrote:


1) They are only 20% of the electorate.





2) The average family does not want any tax increases which liberals love to do.





3) Liberals have the most dishonest congress in history. They love to change locks to prevent Republicans from entering. Also, they do not want anyone to read this healthcare reform bill because of all its waste.





4) Liberals are hypocrites because they are fat racist.





5) Liberals only have selective outrage. If the same incident happens to a conservative, they dont defend those individuals.





6) They misinterpret the constitution to fit their arguments.





7) Their anti American protest only proves that they dont represent every American.





8) They are just big pussies.





9) You have a onsided view on the state of Israel. You only condemn the Jewish people and support those wack job terrorist by condoning their actions as being acceptable. Again, your one sided.





I have endless reasons why you dipshits dont matter to most American. Get over it!

1True but we build coalitions to win elections by avoiding wedge isues while the "very conservatives flaunt them





2. True-but we do not propose tax increase on the average family (as a rule) we target those most able to pay. This makes our ideas more palatable.





3 The lock thing is a huge lie-just like the lie that the Clinton team stole all the W’s off the keyboards as they left. When the GOP ran congress the minority was not allowed to take part in conference or call hearings-we have held bills waiting for the GOP to send a quorum and they would not come to the hearings.





4 I challenge you to say that all my liberal Black, Latino, Asian and African friends- I know Sec. of Commerce Locke would laugh at you as would Ron Simms at HUD (Chinese and Black repsectively)





5. Prove up many of the "outrages’ against conservatives have been bogus-How many cons have been shot for holding a water gun in thier front yard anyway?





6. We cite rulings of the court the ruling of the court trumps all.





7 we protest when we fell the nation is wrong just as you do-the founderws considered that a duty





8 Kick your lame ass but that is not an issue for debate as it has no basis in fact and can not be debated.





9. Israel needs a trip to the woodshed from time to tiem when they make problems worse.





I have thousands of programs which liberals created that if you try to take them away you will lose seats and face attacks. Lets start with public schools an idea of Thomas Jefferson.

1True but we build coalitions to win elections by avoiding wedge isues while the "very conservatives flaunt them


Party loyalty over doing the right thing.




2. True-but we do not propose tax increase on the average family (as a rule) we target those most able to pay. This makes our ideas more palatable.


Healthcare reform = major tax increase for the average American




3 The lock thing is a huge lie-just like the lie that the Clinton team stole all the W’s off the keyboards as they left. When the GOP ran congress the minority was not allowed to take part in conference or call hearings-we have held bills waiting for the GOP to send a quorum and they would not come to the hearings.


How is it a lie when the stimulus in large went to a lot of useless projects which produced no jobs, but it primarily a Democrat who put it in the bill. Also, the new healthcare bill is being prevented from going online for us American who they work for to view.




4 I challenge you to say that all my liberal Black, Latino, Asian and African friends- I know Sec. of Commerce Locke would laugh at you as would Ron Simms at HUD (Chinese and Black repsectively)


I’ve seen several interviews by black and white liberals call Michael Steele an Uncle tom and told him to go back on the porch. Thats not racist. Plus your buddy Alan Colmes said today that Clarence Thomas was confirmed to the bench because he was black. Thats racist.




5. Prove up many of the "outrages’ against conservatives have been bogus-How many cons have been shot for holding a water gun in thier front yard anyway?


Ms California was called a stupid bitch, but the leftards feminist group said nothing because she has conservative values.




6. We cite rulings of the court the ruling of the court trumps all.


General Welfare does not guarantee healthcare insurance for every American. It was a liberal interpretation. Also, liberals think that the Federal government has authority over the states when its the opposite.




7 we protest when we fell the nation is wrong just as you do-the founderws considered that a duty


You only protest conservative legislation or action. If it was liberal, you guys would be in favor. Your full of shit.




8 Kick your lame ass but that is not an issue for debate as it has no basis in fact and can not be debated.





9. Israel needs a trip to the woodshed from time to tiem when they make problems worse.


They are their own country and will determine their own way of protecting themselves. You libertards have plenty to say from a distance. Israel will survive with or without your support.

Okay now Ms California did not get femminist support because she was in Pagent in the first place Next she was so dumb she thought first amendment protected her from other people (no only from the government unless lible or slander are involved.

Justice Thomas has one of the skinnyest reumes of a modern appointee.
Gneral welfare means whatever the SCOTUS decides it means sheesh Congress writes the laws. Executive enforces, Judicial interprets that is what the system is set up for. Unless until a SCOTUS ruling comes down a law stands.

We only protest legislation we disagree with (as do you)
Israel would not be extant today were it not for massive aid (in particular during the Yom Kippur was (sp) The us stripped USAEUR of anti aircraft and antitank missiles and systems and shipped them to Israel. So we have a duty to be even handed.

Wedge issues are often private issues-if you want a gun follow the law and get your damn gun. if oppose abortion don’t have one. We leave a lot more to the individual including things like their faith FYI there is a pro life caucus in the Dems and several gun owner groups too. As for "states rights it was abused too long to allow for Jim Crow laws etc. And again SCOTUS has ruled.

Simon wrote:

Actually Conservatives (traditional ones...not neo-cons) are more aligned with fact, Liberals as we persistently see in this group are aligned with emotions and when you point out fact they simple call you names and run away.

You know your a conservative if------ * You’re "Pro life" and support the Death Penalty.
* You think cutting Education is better for America’s children.
* You think everybody on welfare are lazy people who don’t work.
* You rant and rave about the evils of drugs... unless that drug happens to be tobacco.
* You adore employment ("Workfare")... but if a company owner downsizes thousands of jobs for money they don’t need, that’s okay because he should be able to make a profit no matter what.
* You feel, everyone was "created equal" unless that person is gay.
* You find humor in saying "Algore" and "Klinton"
* You think anything left of Richard Nixon is communism.
* You think Hillary Rhodam-Clinton is a flaming, anti-christ-like, communist wench.
* You try to convince people God is a capitalist.
* You believe welfare money should not go to the poor but to rich people.
* You think workers should be paid whatever their employers want. No matter what the situation.
* You think the media is led by those "liberal" corporate owners.
* You think everyone in America should be speaking English, like it or not.
* You love the Second amendment to death, but don’t mind exceptions to the first and fourth amendment.
* You endorse free speech/religion to further Christianity but ignore freedom from government enforced religion.
* You scream about all that awful filth on television, then go wave a picture of an aborted fetus in front of a school or refer to the Starr Report constantly.
* You always blame all minority problems on the minority with the problem.
* You are convinced Dan Quayle is a very intelligent person.
* You actually care whether or not Clinton "inhaled"
* You think women only support abortions for selfish reasons.
* You Insist people pay horribly for tax increases, but turn a deaf ear to the people that get hurt from tax cuts.
* You compare Al Gore to the unabomber .
* You think democrats are the only ones who are slippery when it comes to campaign money.
* You think democrats are the only ones demonizing the opponent come election campaigns.
* You think that because liberals don’t like war they hate the people fighting them.
* You prefer to argue with labels instead of facts and ideas.
* You go ballistic whenever somebody uses the word "racist" in any context other than to describe affirmative action.
* You actually believe that there is no sexism in this country.
* You hate hate hate hate HATE taxes, because it’s really your money! Unless that tax money goes to military spending, or the drug war, or Deficit hawking, or corporate welfare, or huge prisons, or huge border patrols...
* You pass judgment on people based on how many zeros they can put after a number one on a check.
* You count your age from conception.
* You think Rush Limbaugh is family entertainment.
* You think G. Gordon Liddy is both sane and wise.
* You think Ollie North is a true patriot.
* You think Pat Robertson is a Saint
* You think 700 Club is the best program to watch on television
* And finally, you know you’re a conservative if you don’t get the point of this.

* You watch the Rush Limbaugh show the same way your kid watches "Barney
and Friends"

* You believe an adulterer who served his wife divorce papers while she
was in the hospital and later had to be taken to court for lack of child
support payments named Newt when he talks about how he’s for "Family
Values"

* You complain about the "liberal media" on any of the numerous
conservative political TV/radio talk shows.

* You have a bumper sticker that says "Insured by Smith and Wessen"

* You believe the hole in the ozone layer to be a myth created by crazy
liberals.

* You believe the Holocaust to be a myth created by crazy liberals.

* You fervently speak about the evils of marijuana at social gatherings
with a vodka straight in hand.

* You believe the Constitution states the Christianity is our official
religion.

* You molest campaign workers, then lie about it on national television...
oops, my mistake... that’s "You might be Newt Gingrinch if.."

* You think the words feminist and lesbian are synonyms.

* If you fit any of Jeff Foxworthy’s "You might be a redneck if..."

* You believe every man, woman, child and fetus should be armed to the
teeth with AK-47’s, hand grenades, handguns, and any other weapon
imaginable.

* You actually believe that people actually own AK-47’s for "hunting
purposes"

* You have faith in idiotic economic policies such as "trickle down
economics"

* You don’t see why everyone’s so down on Mark Fuhrman.

* You think that Michaelangelo’s David should be wearing boxers at the
least.

* The hostess at the Sizzler knows you by name.

* You have a button that says "I’m not prejudice, I hate everyone"

* You can ask your daddy to bail you out when you lose hundreds of
thousands of dollars from embezzling S&L’s

* Your main source for news is an egocentric man named Rush who distorts
facts consistantly to fit his views and opinions.

* You want to find another out-of-work actor to play the figurehead for
the Republican party (perhaps Bonzo’s free)

* Your response to anything Bill Clinton says includes a reference to
Arkansas hillbillies.

* You still attempt to defend Dan Quayle’s intelligence.

* You get offended if someone is unusually quiet on the way to a funeral...
oops, sorry, my fault again... thats another "You might be Newt
Gingrinch..."

* You refuse to talk to your sister because she’s a lesbian... dangit,
sorry...once again, another "You might be Newt..."

* You obsessively impose your own morality upon others.

* You wish to ammend the Constitution to make desecration of the flag
illegal.

* You wish to rewrite the first ammendment to make desecration of the
flag illegal.

* You wish to rewrite the first commandment to make desecration of the
flag illegal (and here, you thought you were such a good Christian...)

* You believe that if parents and teachers don’t mention sex to a child
until s/he is 25, then s/he won’t even know it exists until then.

* You think Clarence Thomas is a good spokesman for the black community.

* You must first don rubber gloves before shaking hands with a homosexual.

* You attribute the lack of close families to Murphy Brown.

* You helped to ban Beavis from saying "fire", yet keep a loaded handgun
in the house (doesn’t matter if it’s hidden.. your kid knows where it
is, trust me.)

* You have a sticker saying "Guns don’t kill people, people do" (and I
suppose those little bullet things are harmless too)

* You believe that everyone else should hold the same moralistic and
political views as you, and by God, you’re going to see to it that they
do!

1. If you think the term "Dittohead" is something to be proud of.
2. If you think the "No Smoking" sign in airplanes is Commie-pinko propaganda.
3. If you’ve ever attended a cross-burning.
4. If you’d rather believe Rush Limbaugh’s "theories" than scientifically
proven facts.
5. If you preach adoption rather than abortion, but would never actually adopt
a child yourself.
6. If you always think of the children first...until they’re 18, at which
point they are to be kicked out of the house.
7. If the only balls you have are the ones in your golf bag.
8. If you feel it’s easier for someone to think for you rather than think for
yourself.
9. If, when asked to prove an outrageously stupid statement of "fact, " you
say: "Rush SAYS it’s true!!!"
10. If you use your religion as a shield in a debate about ANYTHING.
11. If you think a Klan rally is freedom of assembly, but the Million Mom
March is "the manipulation of the collective American mind" [Rush Limbaugh,
5/15/00].
12. If you think David Koresh was a totally and completely innocent.
13. If you think that all children belong with their parents...unless they’re
from Cuba.
14. If you name your guns.
15. If you think those Columbine kids wouldn’t have killed anyone if the Ten
Commandments had been hanging in that cafeteria.
16. If you think that anyone who disagrees with your political views is a
Commie pinko tree-hugger faggot hippie socialist.
17. If you hate Clinton for cheating on his wife, but think that if Giuliani
does it, it’s a "private matter" and therefore none of your business.
18. If you whine about problems, but offer no solutions.
19. If you call abortion "murder" and "infanticide, " while calling the death
penalty "justifiable capital punishment."
20. If you call Clinton’s trade relations with China "traitorous, " but call
Bush’s trade relations with China "a capitalizing international business
venture."
21. If you will never forget or forgive Clinton for his past, but are willing
to dismiss Gov. Bush’s past cocaine addiction and Rudy Giuliani’s current
extramarital affair.
22. If you credit Ronald Reagan with the current economic boom.
23. If you think video games are more dangerous than guns.
24. If you think anyone with an afro--besides Clarence Thomas--is dangerous.
25. If your idea of fun is polishing your A) rifles or B) golf clubs.
26. If you think Rush Limbaugh is witty...simply because he TELLS you he is.
27. If you say "divorce is bad" when you’re on your second, third, or fourth
marriage.
28. If you think Ollie North is a "patriot."
29. If you think Timothy McVeigh got a bad rap.
30. If you think Newt Gingrich got a bad rap.
31. If you think the words "Hate the sin, love the sinner" is an excuse to
smoke, drink, and cheat on your spouse and still not be despised.
32. If you think that Dan Quayle is actually not as dumb as people say he is.
33. If you think Gov. Bush would be a presidential candidate even if it wasn’t
for his mommy and daddy.
34. If you think it’s OK for Rush Limbaugh and Dan Quayle and Newt Gingrich
and Phil Gramm and Clarence Thomas, etc., etc., etc., to lie their way out of
Vietnam, but think that it’s "un-American" when Bill Clinton does it.
35. If you think smoking cigarettes and getting cancer is proving to Liberals
that they can’t tell when you can or can’t smoke.
36. If you think Al Jolson was a great entertainer.
37. If you voted for David Duke.
38. If you considered voting for David Duke.
39. If you think that when MSNBC says something bad about Republicans they’re
lying, but when they say something good about Republicans they’re telling the
truth.
40. If you think "Fair and Balanced" means you listen to Rush AND Dr. Laura.
41. If rap music scares you.
42. If you just can’t get enough square-dancing.
43. If you think Paul Shanklin’s music is "hip."
44. If you think the word "goddamn" is evil but the word "nigger" is a
personal expression.
45. If you think Anita Hill is a lying bitch.
46. If your first birthday gifts were a teddy bear, a pacifier, and a
membership to the NRA.
47. If, when asked to prove a "fact" you’ve spouted to be true, you say:
"Well, you can’t prove that it ISN’T true!"
48. If you would rather vote for Adolf Hitler than vote for a Democrat.
49. If you thought Charleton Heston and Ronald Reagan were good actors.
50. If you think that the 4-pages-an-issue "Limbaugh Letter" is a serious and
informative piece of reading material.
51. If you think "No More Clinton Gore" is the greatest slogan since "Read My
Lips."
52. If your favorite meals are Giant Panda steak and White Rhino rump roast.
53. If you’d rather donate money to the World Wrestling Federation than the
World Wildlife Foundation.
54. If you think the only reason spotted owls are becoming extinct is because
they’re too stupid to just fly to another tree after theirs is cut down.
55. If you think Michaelangelo’s "The David" is pornographic.
56. If you’d be privileged to have Clarence Thomas conduct your wedding.
57. If you get angry at liberals for hearing when a Republican leader says
something stupid.
58. If you think doctors are liberal commies because they say dieting is good
and smoking is bad.
59. If you have one or more mistresses.
60. If you’re called a racist, bigot, and homophobe constantly and can’t
understand it.
61. If you hate prime time TV because you think it’s assaulting Americans with
"feelings" and "emotions."
62. If you spend more time being angry than being happy.
63. If you thought "A River Runs Through It" was a thrillride.
64. If you take offense at the very mention of the word "hypocrite."
65. If you think the "Limbaugh Institute For Advanced Conservative Studies" is
a real institute.
66. If you’re dumb enough to believe that Rush Limbaugh is a real professor.
67. If you’re dumb enough to believe that Laura Schlessinger is a real doctor.
68. If you snicker when Rush says the words "media orgasm" seven times in a
row.
69. If you think the name "Dubya" is a term of endearment.
70. If you’ve ever said the words: "I am not a racist, I have friends who have
black friends!"
71. If you’ve ever boasted about you’d never dragged anyone behind your truck.
72. If you think Archie Bunker was a great humanitarian.
73. You always make sure to look at the bright side of life dead last.
74. If you preach that capitalism is wonderful and that our economy needs to
grow and then get terrified beyond belief when it actually happens.
75. If you think we need to "head in a new direction" with a Republican
president (what direction, down?? We’ve been going UP for eight years!!)
76. If you think Clinton getting a blowjob was worse than Reagan and Bush
stealing money from your pockets.
77. If you think Voodoo economics works.
78. If you’re stupid enough to believe that conservative GOVERNMENT
politicians are telling the truth when they say "Less government is good."
79. If you think the Gulf War was a war for freedom.
80. If you think that teaching is a stupid job and that insulting teachers and
public schools is fine to do.
81. If you think pollution isn’t your problem and that liberals should quit
whining about it.
82. If you think the solution to forest fires is to cut all the trees down
before a fire starts so they can’t burn up in the first place.
83. If you still use words like "Injun, " "Negro, " or "Chinaman."
84. If, when you say something racist or sexist, you get angry when people
call you racist and sexist.
85. If your license plate frame says "I’d rather be driving on a putting
green."
86. If you think Rush Limbaugh actually gives a damn about this country and
not just about his bloated wallet.
87. If you think Laura Schlessinger actually cares about anyone or anything on
this planet besides her bloated wallet.
88. If you think saying "I’m a good Christian!" somehow makes you a good
Christian automatically.
89. If you believed Ronald Reagan when he said he "didn’t remember" anything
about Iran Contra.
90. If you think Newsmax.com is "fair and balanced" just like they say they
are.
91. If you post letters on bulletin boards screaming at Liberals and cheering
on Rush Limbaugh but are too cowardly to leave your email address.
92. If you think anything not involving you is unimportant.
93. If you’d rather die than admit Clinton may have been somewhat responsible
for the great economy and low welfare rate.
94. If you scream that "Liberals want more people on welfare!" and totally
ignore the fact that, under Clinton, welfare is DOWN lower than it’s ever been.
95. If you scream that "Liberals want more people out of work!" and totally
ignore the fact that, under Clinton, unemployment is DOWN lower than it’s ever
been.
96. If you think Haight-Ashbury was the sanctuary of Satan.
97. If you think Styrofoam is biodegradable and CFCs don’t cause ozone
depletion so you’ll feel okay about using them.
98. If you think the Surgeon General’s warning on cigarette cartons is liberal
propaganda.
99. If you think the reason the majority of the country thinks right-wingers
are maniacs is because of "the media, " and not the fact that right-wingers say
and do maniacal things.
100. If you think the Let’s-Get-Clinton campaign as about ANYTHING other than
sex (the Starr report contains little to nothing about Filegate, Travelgate,
Chinagate, Whitewater, etc...but nearly EVERY page has something to do with
sex, sex, sex.)
101. If you pronounce it "Warshington."
102. If you think emotions and feelings are "stupid" and "ridiculous" and "a
waste of time."
103. If you wonder why Republicans are painted as heartless and cold just
because they think feelings and emotions are "stupid" and "ridiculous" and "a
waste of time."
104. If you’d sell your soul for the chance to shake hands with William F.
Buckley.
105. If you think George W. Bush exudes "intelligence."
106. If you think that your past means nothing as long as you repent.
107. If you think a repentance tomorrow is an excuse to act immoral today.
108. If you think that Pat Buchanan has a lot of good points about blacks,
immigration, Adolf Hitler, and gays.
109. If the only time you’re overcome with joy is when you attend a National
Rifle Association meeting.
110. If you consider hypocrisy a hobby.
111. If your favorite pastimes are whining, complaining, being curmudgeonly,
being bitter, and frowning.
112. If you find that you just can’t stop telling people what to do.
113. If you’ve read this far and hate my guts.
114. If you think Doug "The Greaseman" Trach made "a good point."
115. If you have dog-eared and/or highlighted particular pages in Rush
Limbaugh’s books.
116. If, when asked how you know a particular piece of "knowledge, " you say:
"Because I’m an expert!"
117. If you have ever said: "I know what I know--DON’T confuse me with the
facts!!"
118. If you think Rush has "a Constitutional right" to say whatever he wants,
but that Howard Stern is Satan’s spawn and should be thrown off the air.
119. If "Birth Of A Nation" is your favorite movie.
120. If you think McCarthy had the right idea.
121. If you constantly quote the Constitution but can’t name a single
contributor to it’s creation.
122. If you use big words incorrectly in an attempt to sound intelligent.
123. If, when a Democrat quotes something wrong, you think they should be
kicked out of office or impeached, but when Rush Limbaugh says something wrong,
he’s just been given bad information.
124. If you think balancing the budget on the backs of the poor is a wonderful
idea.
125. If you think Rush Limbaugh is going to stay married to Marta Fitzgerald.
126. If you wait until someone else comes up with a good idea and THEN say:
"Well, I thought of that before they did!"
127. If you credit the Republican party for "thinking" up things, but don’t
give Democrats any credit for actually DOING those things.
128. If you think Ronald Reagan was a good family man (at a graduation
ceremony in Arizona in 1964 Reagan didn’t even RECOGNIZE his son Michael and
had to ASK HIS NAME, and Patti Davis Reagan has disowned herself from the
family and posed nude in Playboy).
129. If you’ve ever sent Al Franken death threats.
130. If you have the number for the RNC on speed dial.
131. If you have Limbaugh’s 1-800 number memorized.
132. If you think rock music is "wicked."
133. If you own one of those stupid Rush Limbaugh ties he tried to sell.
134. If you think Sean Hannity is a courageous and intelligent news
commentator.
135. If, basically, you just can’t stand to see others have a good time.
136. If you wear your morality on your sleeve...right under your swastika
(ooh, that was low...sorry).
137. If you feel that white people have been oppressed by society.
138. If you pick and choose what parts of the Bible you think you can live by
(for instance, the sanctity of marriage would be thrown out, etc.)
139. If you think drinking a bottle’s worth of champagne out of a crystal cup
instead of drinking a six-pack of beer straight out of the can means that
you’re not a drunk.
140. If you think blacks whine too much about that whole "slavery" thing.
141. If you love the fact that your ancestors immigrated to this country, but
hate the fact that people are STILL coming over here.
142. If you feel that there is NOTHING at all a Democrat could EVER, EVER do
that you would consider "right." EVER.
143. If you can find a way to blame Clinton for ANYTHING that’s going wrong in
the world.
144. If you group all Liberals together as one big, think-alike group, but get
angry when Liberals do the same thing to you.
145. If you have to keep insisting that "Rush DOESN’T think for me--he just
tells me what he thinks and I completely and utterly agree!"
146. If your last independent thought was "Hmm, I wonder what this ’Limbaugh’
guy is all about...I think I’ll listen..."
147. If you’re seething angry at Liberals when a Democrat is president...and
seething angry at Liberals when a Republican is president.
148. If you basically hate people that don’t agree with you 100%.
149. If you scream at Clinton for vetoing certain bills, but never mention the
riders that the Republicans tack onto those bills that forced their veto.
150. If you somehow credit Clinton with things that went wrong even BEFORE he
was President.
151. If you’ve ever bombed an abortion clinic.
152. If you support the bombing of abortion clinics.
153. If you consider gun violence "no big deal" when it’s minority gang
members shooting each other to death, but it’s a "serious matter" when a
burglar breaks into an upper-middle-class home with a loaded pistol.
154. If you scream at Clinton for going to church, but defend Rush Limbaugh
when he decides NOT to attend regular church.
155. If you think the Columbine situation would have been remedied if students
were allowed to carry firearms to class.
156. If you hate the idea of teaching sex education for fear that children
might have sex, but think that gun education is a great idea.
157. If you’ve ever said: "I’d rather my son/daughter know how to use a gun
than a condom!!"
158. If, upon the introduction to ANY kind of protection for students
(metal-detectors, bag-searches, etc.), you scream that Liberals are taking away
our rights.
159. If, upon the vetoing of the idea of metal-detectors and bag searches, you
scream that Liberals have taken away our rights.
160. If you drive a Mercedes and live in a quarter-million dollar house and
whine about how Clinton is "stealing" from you.
161. If you live in a trailer in Podunk, Mississippi and complain that Clinton
is "stealing" from you, when you can very well find a job yourself.
162. If you think being a "rugged individual" means that you sip martinis,
smoke cigars, and get driven around in a limo.
163. If you refuse--or are unable to figure out how--to pump your own gas.
164. If you refer to Chris Rock as "that vulgar little jigaboo."
165. If you preach that schools are all Liberal bastions--to cover up the fact
that you actually dropped out of school yourself.
166. If you think there are more American Indians alive today than when
Columbus landed.
167. If you think there are more trees in America today than there were when
Columbus landed.
168. If you hate Clinton for the fires in Los Alamos, but are strongly in
favor of cutting down forests for firewood.
169. If you think saving the rainforest is stupid because you don’t live
there.
170. If you couldn’t care less what happens to the fossil fuel supply in 200
years because you’ll be dead by then.
171. Basically, if you’re a selfish bastard.
172. If you think our founding fathers were "justified" in their slave-owning.
173. If you have episodes of Rush’s failed television show on tape.
174. If you think that the only reason Clinton was elected was because there
was a third-party vote.
175. If you believe any jerk off the street when they say "Clinton is a
rapist/murderer/druggie!", simply because you hate Clinton--but at the same
time will not believe a proven, documented, researched fact of a Republican
screw-up that is reported on the news.
176. If you refer to your child as a "bunchkin."
177. If you refer to your child as a "kidlet."
178. If your child hates you because you call them stupid names.
179. If you hate all rock musicians--except gun-loving hunter Ted Nugent, of
course.
180. If you cheered on the cops beating Rodney King.
181. If you pick and choose which Commandments you haven’t broken already and
live by those.
182. If you think polls are all a bunch of lies...unless they are in favor of
Republicans.
183. If you think Ronald Reagan’s likeness should be carved into Mt. Rushmore.
184. If you aspire to be just like Rush Limbaugh...and drop out of college
after the first week.
185. If you consider yourself an animal-lover because you own a parakeet.
186. If you hate entire groups of people based on what some loudmouth radio
host tells you.
187. If you wish Giuliani would give Clinton his prostate cancer.
188. If you think long hair on men is a sign of being A) a drug-addict B) a
hippie C) a Commie pinko C) a homeless person D) a wicked rock star E) a
slacker F) a "faggot" G) an anarchist.
189. If you forgot that Jesus Christ had long hair, too.
190. If you pick and choose what you want to believe is true in the world.
191. If you make up what you want to be true when it’s not.
192. If you believe cigarettes don’t cause cancer.
193. If you hate Liberals for thinking of conservatives as being mean and
heartless, but don’t give them any indication that they’re not.
194. Basically, if you’re an angry person.
195. If you think Will Smith looks like a shady character.
196. If you think Bobby Knight is a great man (even though he choked dozens of
basketball players), but you hate Latrell Sprewell (because he choked a coach).
197. If you think those damn annoying Injuns should quit whining and go back
to India where they belong.
198. If you hate people who make "Rush is fat" jokes, but laugh like a loon
when Rush makes "Rosie is fat" jokes.
199. If you spend an inordinate amount of time trying to convince people that
you’re NOT a hateful person, despite the things you say.
200. If you secretly want Al Gore to win the presidency so you have an excuse
to whine for four more years.

2. If you think the "No Smoking" sign in airplanes is Commie-pinko propaganda.

But it is.

Happyface wrote:
3. If you’ve ever attended a cross-burning.

Why not? Lulzy things happen at cross burnings.



4. If you’d rather believe Rush Limbaugh’s "theories" than scientifically
proven facts.

Neither Limpdick, nor Al Bore, have presented me with any scientific fact of the origin of global warming.

8. If you feel it’s easier for someone to think for you rather than think for
yourself.

I’m an Independent......I think more for myself than partisan sheeple.

12. If you think David Koresh was a totally and completely innocent.

Koresh was an asshole......so were the feds

14. If you name your guns.

And?

16. If you think that anyone who disagrees with your political views is a
Commie pinko tree-hugger faggot hippie socialist.

I also use Cross-burning, Nazi fucktard. Both are good troll-bait terms.

17. If you hate Clinton for cheating on his wife, but think that if Giuliani
does it, it’s a "private matter" and therefore none of your business.

My main complaint about Clinton is the quality of his intended "targets". What happened to the good old days when being President meant you could cheat with the finest babes like JFK did?

20. If you call Clinton’s trade relations with China "traitorous, " but call
Bush’s trade relations with China "a capitalizing international business
venture."

Both suck for that....and that NAFTA, CAFTA and DoWeHafta shi.t

21. If you will never forget or forgive Clinton for his past, but are willing
to dismiss Gov. Bush’s past cocaine addiction and Rudy Giuliani’s current
extramarital affair.

Bush still owes me money for that 8-ball I fronted him.

25. If your idea of fun is polishing your A) rifles or B) golf clubs.

Not fun, but ya gotta take care of your gear. BTW, if you hate golf, you are now a racist and hate Tiger Woods......LOL

36. If you think Al Jolson was a great entertainer.

You might want to rethink Jolson.

37. If you voted for David Duke.

David Duke got raped by crooks of color in the pen.......LOL

41. If rap music scares you.

Rap generally sux.

46. If your first birthday gifts were a teddy bear, a pacifier, and a
membership to the NRA.

I never got the teddy bear or pacifier. :(

48. If you would rather vote for Adolf Hitler than vote for a Democrat.

I kinda like the idea of a dead guy in office.

49. If you thought Charleton Heston and Ronald Reagan were good actors.

Uhhhh, Heston DID win the Oscar in 1959. BTW, why do people bag on a guy who marched for civil rights with Dr. king?

52. If your favorite meals are Giant Panda steak and White Rhino rump roast.

Are they tasty?

56. If you’d be privileged to have Clarence Thomas conduct your wedding.

Having any SCOTUS member conduct my wedding would be an honor

59. If you have one or more mistresses.

That isn’t left or right......it’s just being horny. What ever happened to "Free love"? I guess the old hippies have had to trade their bongs in for the little blue pill

61. If you hate prime time TV because you think it’s assaulting Americans with

"feelings" and "emotions."

I find prime time TV more mind numbing than anything else.

62. If you spend more time being angry than being happy.

I see angry people on both sides......happy people, a bit less.

71. If you’ve ever boasted about you’d never dragged anyone behind your truck.

I did that by accident, once. Just minor injuries

72. If you think Archie Bunker was a great humanitarian.

"All in the Family" was a damned funny show and is an American cultural icon.

78. If you’re stupid enough to believe that conservative GOVERNMENT
politicians are telling the truth when they say "Less government is good."

There are very few real conservative politicians around. Neocons are communists who drank some "Kool-Aid".

79. If you think the Gulf War was a war for freedom.

It was a UN Resolution.....not that I have any use for the UN.

80. If you think that teaching is a stupid job and that insulting teachers and
public schools is fine to do.

I do love to insult school admin pukes.....who interfere with teachers trying to teach. I also bitch about certain teachers who indoctrinate, instead of instruct.

85. If your license plate frame says "I’d rather be driving on a putting

green.

Why all the hatred about a fun game?

89. If you believed Ronald Reagan when he said he "didn’t remember" anything
about Iran Contra.

I think Reagan’s "hands off" management style bit him on the ass on that.

93. If you’d rather die than admit Clinton may have been somewhat responsible
for the great economy and low welfare rate.

94. If you scream that "Liberals want more people on welfare!" and totally
ignore the fact that, under Clinton, welfare is DOWN lower than it’s ever been.

95. If you scream that "Liberals want more people out of work!" and totally
ignore the fact that, under Clinton, unemployment is DOWN lower than it’s ever
been.

^^^Clinton was a fiscal conservative.^^^

96. If you think Haight-Ashbury was the sanctuary of Satan.

It’s now a paragon of American excess with its overpriced housing

101. If you pronounce it "Warshington."

I pronounce it "Sodom on the Potomac".

102. If you think emotions and feelings are "stupid" and "ridiculous" and "a

waste of time."

Self control over emotions rocks!!!

106. If you think that your past means nothing as long as you repent.

Define "repent".

111. If your favorite pastimes are whining, complaining, being curmudgeonly,
being bitter, and frowning.

I prefer chasing pussy, smoking dope, and bashing fucktards on both sides of the aisle great fun.

113. If you’ve read this far and hate my guts.

Nah....you made my day! THNX!

118. If you think Rush has "a Constitutional right" to say whatever he wants,
but that Howard Stern is Satan’s spawn and should be thrown off the air.

But I like his interviews with porn starlets

119. If "Birth Of A Nation" is your favorite movie...

I’m actually going to download that one.......FOR THE HISTORICAL INTEREST ONLY, GODDAMMIT!!!!!

120. If you think McCarthy had the right idea.

McCarthyism didn’t hurt JFK’s or Nixon’s careers

123. If, when a Democrat quotes something wrong, you think they should be
kicked out of office or impeached, but when Rush Limbaugh says something wrong,
he’s just been given bad information.

I do hold our elected officials (ALL OF THEM!!!) to higher standards that I do for fat, drug-addled radio talk show hosts.

125. If you think Rush Limbaugh is going to stay married to Marta Fitzgerald.

Someone was dumb enough to marry that fatass? LOL

129. If you’ve ever sent Al Franken death threats.

I used to.......for his crappy SNL skits where he performed on stage. I write "Get Belushi back out there or I’ll turn your glasses into contact lenses!".

132. If you think rock music is "wicked."

Only when its good!

141. If you love the fact that your ancestors immigrated to this country, but
hate the fact that people are STILL coming over here.

Piss-poor excuse for illegal immigration. Legal immigration rocks, though.

142. If you feel that there is NOTHING at all a Democrat could EVER, EVER do
that you would consider "right." EVER.

True, Dems tends to be more "left". (Stupid pun of the day!)

144. If you group all Liberals together as one big, think-alike group, but get
angry when Liberals do the same thing to you.

I tend to file Obamabots, Bushbots, Rep and Dem sheep, and other lockstep fools in the same category: "Fucktards". THINK FOR YOURSELF AND ALWAYS QUESTION AUTHORITY!

153. If you consider gun violence "no big deal" when it’s minority gang
members shooting each other to death, but it’s a "serious matter" when a
burglar breaks into an upper-middle-class home with a loaded pistol.

I consider the latter "impromptu target practice"

154. If you scream at Clinton for going to church, but defend Rush Limbaugh
when he decides NOT to attend regular church.

Isn’t attending church a requirement of a motorcycle club......oooops, wrong church

157. If you’ve ever said: "I’d rather my son/daughter know how to use a gun
than a condom!!"

Condoms are great for keeping debris out of a firearm in dirty, muddy conditions

169. If you think saving the rainforest is stupid because you don’t live
there.

When you enter the rainforest, it becomes the jungle.

174. If you think that the only reason Clinton was elected was because there
was a third-party vote.

Perot’s campaign didn’t hurt Clinton.

183. If you think Ronald Reagan’s likeness should be carved into Mt. Rushmore.

Nope.....maybe Ron Jeremy

188. If you think long hair on men is a sign of being A) a drug-addict B) a
hippie C) a Commie pinko C) a homeless person D) a wicked rock star E)
slacker F) a "faggot" G) an anarchist.

H) A dumbass who likes spending too much time and money to keep his hair from ending up a rat’s nest.

196. If you think Bobby Knight is a great man (even though he choked dozens of
basketball players), but you hate Latrell Sprewell (because he choked a coach).

I’d like to see Bobby Knight try to choke Latrell Sprewell.

198. If you hate people who make "Rush is fat" jokes, but laugh like a loon
when Rush makes "Rosie is fat" jokes.

I’d like to see a Celebrity "Biggest Loser" type show where Rush Limpdick, Rosie O’Donnel, Michael Moore, and other fatassed celebs are sent to Parris Island where their fitness instructors would be USMC drill instructors. Rush, of course, would claim this as actual military service.

That was fun!