My mom’s friend (and my former Junior High Principal) just sent this joke that I couldn’t stop laughing at, hope you guys like it:

The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mines early each
morning.

As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.

As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry
it to the mine.

One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that
there had been a terrible cave-in.

Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out,
hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.

"Hello, hello!" she shouted.

"Can anyone hear me? Hello!"

For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White
again shouted,

"Hello! Is anyone down there?"

Just as she was about to give up all hope, there came a faint
voice from deep within the mine.

"Vote for Obama, Vote for Obama!!!

Snow White fell to her knees, crossed herself and prayed,

"Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive."