I went to the Ozzy Osbourne and the KISS concerts last week and to my surprise, no emos. Not one, nowhere. I think they’re getting the message. In fact I haven’t seen too many emos around. I think that the emo scene is dying. They probably realised what tools they’ve been and have quit their little fruitcake act. Happy days!

I drive by groups of them at fifty-five while blasting Rotting Christ, Exodus or Death-occasionally I slow down and sneer at them.
They get the message, believe me.

:D Ah passive aggression. What’s fifty-five?

MetalUpUrAss wrote:
:D Ah passive aggression. What’s fifty-five?

Fifty-five miles an hour, sweetheart. :D

I’m like this.
I’m liking this a lot.

I see the occasional one.

I ask them why it’s fashionable to look like a fag.

They fuck off.

I almost ran over an emo before. I was turning right and the idiots had the red walk light and they still crossed the road. Just narrowly missed them. I should have reversed and finished off the job.

Yig wrote:

MetalUpUrAss wrote:
:D Ah passive aggression. What’s fifty-five?

Fifty-five miles an hour, sweetheart. :D

ah is that not a little fast? you better watch yourself pet.

Never attempt 100mph in a Ford Focus.
They start to take off, quite literally... Not overly aerodynamic. :D

I had the incredible displeasure of being forced to sit next to an emo on the plane (just got back from holiday ya see), and the entire time he was complaining about how the tv shows weren’t good enough

tbh, when I did need the toilet I was fairly tempted to say "excuse me", take one step to my right and procede to piss on his face

and to top it all off, he was that ingenius fucker you always get who claps when the plane lands

"yay! congratulations gravity, you naturally occuring phenomenon! you’ve continued to exist while we were in the air!"

fuckin hell, what a bellend...

good to be back though :)

That’s fucking sick.

To make up for it though, here’s a beautiful piece of news.

http://www.nme.com/news/various-artists/35463

An example to us all. :D

that’s horrible.

see when stuff like that happens...it forces me into a position where since im rational and intelligent...i have to take the side of the emos. We have nazis, we have fascists and what do the punks do...beat up emos. Fantastic...another world beater. meh.

It would be absolutely disgusting...

If they were human.

i wish they’d divert their anger into smashin the fascist state.

I don’t believe in using violence on emo kids; it’ll just make them even bitchier and more depressed than ever (guys, you know I’m right-don’t even try to refute me here). While I still laugh when I see an emo kid or scenester get kicked in the face while hardcore dancing at a show, I don’t hate the kids themselves (I think most are capable of being happy, friendly people)-I just want to exterminate the fad. The fad, to me, is the real enemy-not the poor twats it ensares in its’ unholy jaws. I say we concentrate on killing the fad, rather than the kids.

true, but its the fact that the kids represent and further continue this fad that make me want to kill them