Welcome to the new age of CAMP NOWHERE newsletters! It is an exciting time we live in, right on the cusp. Nothings stands a chance.

Insider info ALERT!!!

CAMP NOWHERE 2 script leak! SPOLIERS BEWARE! BEWARE! beware beware beware. hephalumps and woosles!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
p19

scene 6

[mud lays in bed with no clothes on]

MUD: I wanted him, so I undid his pants and gave him a slow, deep blow-job. He loved how I kept looking up into his eyes as I sucked his cock. It really turned him on. When we fucked he took total control. I kind of wanted to be in the lead, but he was so God damn horny and it felt so good to get fucked. It didn’t take long for my orgasm, then his. He blew his load all over my face. Older guys always seem to do that.

DENNIS: Heather’s friend moaned softly; and slowly, gently, but inexorably, began to push her head toward his lap. We exchanged excited glances; it was obvious what he wanted. We nearly gasped out loud as Heather began to lovingly kiss the side of kiss cock, as he moaned in sudden pleasure. She began to lick the length of his cock with long strokes, obviously aware of--and enjoying--the effect she was having on her partner. Her red tongue danced slowly up and down his swollen prick, teasing him, unleashing his passion. Suddenly, boldly, she encircled the head of his cock with her moist, full lips. The magnitude of the unexpected pleasure seemed to be too much for her friend to bear; holding her head down on him, he thrust wildly with his hips, driving his shaft deep into her mouth. Not surprisingly, she gagged. At the same time, we gasped and they heard us....

end scene

--------------------------------------------------------------------
exciting stuff!!! can’t wait to see wht happens next!

tomorrow is camp nowhere day! celebrate!

end newsletter. i’m not as inspired as i thought i was.

You are so gonna get fired.

ALSO: I call bullshit: "the side of kiss cock"?

GROUP REMINDER: Did you remember to set your clocks for Daylight Saving Time? IT’S OVER. GET OVER IT.™

ANSWER: What are you guys going to do on Camp Nowhere Day? I was thinking we should organize a group camping trip! I made a flier you can put up around town: