The following must be done on a Saturday. No other day may sufice.

1 Buy a deck of Pokemon cards
2 Fill a jug with Water
3 Look up a strange archaic god
4 Perform a ritual dance involving the jug of water and the pokemon cards
5 Stand on your head and make three sheep noises
6 Light two candles and sit in a darkned room between the two candles for a while
7 Jump three times in a circle at half past six
8 Attempt to wall Walk
9 take some deep breathes and have lunch
10 When the sun coems up, perform the dance involving the jug of water and the pokemon cards again. but this time to a pillow case stuffed with berries.

You must do these things in order. Hear me for I have spoken.

ten steps to be happy




1 eat sushi

2 play guild wars

3 touch yourself

4 give a stranger 20 bucks’

5 dip a ham sandwich and eat it in front of people

6 paint your face like a cat

7 make out with strangers

8 kick cans of soda as you walk down the street

9 smile at people as you sing and dance in the middle of the street

10 tell your neighbor to buy a pool so you can spend more time over at their place





even if this seems ridiculous to you just try it, you will become a happier person this way.
at least it works for me.........and is that not the point.

"what ever floats your boat" are words to live by.