Time for the weekly newsleter.

CAMP NOWHERE NEWS LETTER: THE CAMPTACULAR

Welcome, Campers!

ESPN’s constant Yankee bashing should bother me - it doesn’t because I know they are all biased BoSox fans. What totally bums me out is their weblog strategy that is most confounding. They are putting their weblogs behind a wall, and offering it as a premium service you pay for. Weblogs, as I understand them are about open media, and are about sharing. I think it is time they stopped using the term “weblogs” if they don’t get the concept. Brian has a more detailed critique, which frankly I did not want to do. Thanks Brian

That's all for this week! Stay tuned!

Yeah at least YOU're Not Bi-assed for my seconed REAM! get it!?

Fuk you in the world hole.

I don't know like eight of the people in here.

NEW NEWSLETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS WEEK A CAMP NOWHERE GAME SHOW STARTED ON THE TV. It's called "NEXT TOP MODEL." IT is very good and very bad. It stars all the hits, and of course all your favorites, like:

SINGIN' IN THE RAIN

DANCING IN THE RAIN

WALKING FULL OF PAIN

SIT ME DOWN AND GAIN

FIST FULL OF PAIN

LITTLE BABY JANE

IRONIC

GOING MADLY INSANE

STILL I FEEL THE PAIN

WALKING FULL OF RAIN

DINNING OUT WITH JANE

RAIN RAIN RAIN PAIN GAIN

LITTLE BABY PAIN

...and other smash dunks, as well!

I'm doing this because I don't want to do my English essay.

In other news, the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURLTLES will be stopping by on October 14 for some Q&A and R&R and T&A and you can be sure...the CAMP NOWHERE MYSPACE GROUP will be there!

FIve times ten equals...CAMP NOWERE

SEE YA NEXT WEEKS!!!

CAMP NOWHERE WEEKLY NEWSLETTER 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This week I've put together something really special: An interview with Camp Nowhere director John Prince!

STUART: Hello Mt. Prince. It's nice to finally meet you in person after all those conversations over the phone.

PRINCE: (laughs)

STUART: (laughs)

PRINCE: Thanks, Stuart. THis really is a momentous occasion.

STUART: How do you mean?

PRINCE: Well, I just learned that my wife is going to have our third child!

STUART: Congradulations! I guess this means a time out from filmmaking?

PRINCE: No way! Nothing can keep me away from my one true passion--FILMMAKING!!!

STUART: Ha ha, I guess you're right.

PRINCE: (laughs)

STUART: Well, on to our first question. This question was sent in by fanclub vice-secretary PHILIP LEHMAN-INCOME. Philip asks, "What time did you decide to set the film in?"

PRINCE: THat's a good question. I think I kept the film timeless, but with a modern feel--a bit of an edge. It's focused on pop culture IDEAS, but not restrictions. I like to keep things loosey-goosey on set, so I let the actors wear whatever they wanted, so sometimes the costumes don't fit the period. I mean, Campo Nowhere is a period piece. THere's no modern technology except when the plot calls for it. And even then, the technology is representing an ideal, not a part of life. I'd say the film was set in the late 1990's, but i mean that insofar as it uses a late 1990's perspective to retell an early 1990's adventure.

STUART: THanks. On to question 2. What was the last cd you listened to?

PRINCE: My daughter always makes me listen to britney spears!

STUART: lol

PRINCE: rotflmao

STUART: Qeustion 3: Do you only film with certain actors, or whoever wants to be in your movies?

PRINCE: I get asked this question all the time.

STUART:Querstion 4: This was sent to us by PHILIP LEHMAN BRIWN OF THE ISLAND NATION OF HAWAII-- "In episode one of 90210, the woman has a bloody vagina, but later she is ok. in camp nowhere, the girl who is a a fucking bitch says something about dillon from that show. i don't understand"

PRINCE: 90210 didn't give us permission, but we used the reference anyway. By thew time the movie came out, 90210 was already being filmed, so we had no choice butt too spend the money to refiniance the show. by then it was too late and we had to refinanace the show. sometimes i consaider this to be my greatest regret, and sometimes i think of it as my greatest fear.

STUART: Question 5 is it true that on the set there was no food one day?

PRINCE: Oh my god that was the worst day ever. none of the assisitants showed up, so we treied to order pizza, and i was going to run to the store to get drinks, but i ended up getting really into this book i was reading, and i never got around to it. By the time i finished the book, the shoot was over!

STUART: What book were you reading?

PRINCE: it was called "Lucky man" by micheal j fox.

STUART: Is it true you once called a woman and asked her on a date and she turned you down?

PRINCE: on more than one occasion! (laughs) once i even begged a little after a girl turned me down!

STUART: (cries) Question 1: Why do you take showers during the day instead of at night or in the morning?!

PRINCE: In this business (shjowbussiness) we don't have much of a choice. Stay clean or get moving! That's what we say in the afternoon.

STUART: Okay, and i think that's all we have time for.

PRINCE: iCUP

STUART: Fuck you.

When did you interview him? Before or after the sequel? Do you think he said some of the things he said just to stir up some pot? There is a reason they call him the "King of Controversy."

You know what time it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Time for the "weakly" weekly news letter!! How about.... 'G.'

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Get it!! 'G' is a letter! Weekly news "letter." A little 'double on-ton-druh' if you know what I mean!

Enough jacking around. Let's get down to crackers.

This week we gained 36 1/2 + NEW MEMBERS!! I think we all know why! Am I right? Now that our popularity exceeds our budget, we'll have to make some adjustments. First of all, two of you will have to be killed. Second of all, I get to do the killing. Third of all, I get to have sex with you first. Fourth of all, I get to have sex with you afterwards. Fifth of all, everyone is going to have to bring their own booze to the meetings, ie. no more open bar tabs! (that means you, spideyfan1328! I think you know what I'm talking about!)

Phew. I hate to be a policeman, but sometimes i've gotta take a stand and put my dick down.

In other news, has anyone had a good weekend? I heard it was a great game this season! To bad the mets are down. I think it must be the steroids. for all i care they can inject cum into their mouths if it will make them catch the balls, you know!? is it a CRIME to win at sports. not this day and age, that's for sure. to each his own, i suppose.

yesterday i saw some of you getting together for outside of class study groups. that's great! i love it when i see my "students" not learing enough from me in class. it means i'm doing something right as a teacher, you know? in last week's class we...wait a minute... oh! SORRY- typing in the wrong window!

CELEBRITY SIGHTING!!! - NEW MONTHY FEATURE!!!

Well, i didn't see anyone from camp nowhere, but i did see bobby mcferrin, the red head from american idol season three, and joe lovano, the famous jazz saxophonist (sacks-off-oh-ness). now, i don't want to spill all my beans out of one bag, but my sources tell me they are all gathering together in the boston tri-county area to start filming.... that's right--Camp Nowhere 3: Realms of Lust!!!!! The only thing i can honestly say is confirmed is this: i am going to be in the movie as the leading role. paperwork is in, the right people have been called, filming starts next week...it's all a done deal. in theatres july 2, 2008. Playing now. only in theatres. only no girls allowed.

END NEWSLETTER: TAKE ONE

36 1/2 new members? That's incredible! This just shows that there's still an audience for this kind of quality entertainment even in this time of short attention spans and YouTube. I think Camp Nowhere's kind of where Star Trek was 27 years ago, when everybody thought it was dead, but the fans kept it alive and they never lost hope, and I think that's us right now. And if we keep getting the word out and keep going to the conventions and buying the merchandise, eventually the big studios will take notice and make a sequel or a prequel or something. I'd even be okay with a reimagining, but they shouldn't change it too much. Accepted was like step one; you can tell they know there's an audience out there, and they just don't know how to reach us yet. We gotta make sure they know we want our characters back. I mean, the story's great, but what really makes the film (IMHO!) is Mud, Dennis, Hendricks, Zack, Trish, Gail, Heather, and yes, even Walsh! And the story is important, too!

I think they know we're here, ready to make them some money, and we just have to make it clear what we want: to return to Camp Nowhere!

Man, maybe I should read the whole post before I comment, huh!!! Camp Nowhere 3 is a go??!??!?!?!!!!!!!!!!??? OH MY GOD. SHIT! FUCK! ASS! FUCK! FUCK! SHIT! FUCK! SHIT! ASS! BITCH! ASS! FUCK! SHIT! DAMN! SHIT! FUCK! I AM SO EXCITED!!! AND I CAN"T BELIEVE YOU ARE GOING TO BE IN IT! ONE QUESTION: ARE YOU GOING TO BE MUD OR IS IT A DIFFERENT CHARACTER? CAN YOU TELL US WHAT"S THE STORY GOING TO BE?? IS ANYONE FROM THE ORIGINAL CAST GOING TO BE IN IT (THE MOVIE)??? CAN YOU GET US PASSES TO COME VISIT THE SET?? JUST TELL ME HEATHER DOESN"T DIE!!! IS JESSICA ALBA GOING TO REPRISE HER ROLE OR IS SHE "TOO FAMOUS" FOR THAT NOW??

Oh man, "Realms of Lust". That sounds SO PERFECT. I feel like I'm dreaming!!!!! Oh man I checked my calendar and I'm supposed to be getting married at my dad's funeral on July 2nd but I'm sure I can cancel—this is CAMP NOWHERE we're talking about!!!!!

Dear Lehmam BrowScott,

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