I'm looking for help with an upcoming Nerdgasm!... specifically, I am trying to make a list of DUMB things people say to you when a) they find out you're gay/bi or b) are debating politics involving gay rights or c) talking about homosexuality in general...
Here's what I've got so far.

homosexuality->pedophilia, or homosexuality->bestiality
"It's Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve!"
Just haven't met the right [insert opposite gender]
Too ugly to get a [insert opposite gender]
"Gay agenda"
Sinful
homosexuality=AIDS (or, taking it further, gays deserve AIDS)
"You're trying to redefine marriage!"
Children shouldn't have two mothers/fathers

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Also, this is not for the comic, but this is a general question out of my own curiosity, for any gay men reading: Do you ever get told, when somebody finds out you're gay, that you "just haven't met the right woman"? Seriously or jokingly. 'Cause ALL THE FREAKIN' TIME, when I say I don't date men, I just get told that I haven't met the right man yet. But I've never heard anybody say something similar to a gay man.
Experiences? Thoughts?

What about "I know someone that ’curses’ people like you, they can help."

Ooh, that’s a good one too. I forgot, it’s just a disease/disorder that can be cured :P