SavaDude
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May 10, 2006 8:46 PM
I remember what it meant to actually buy a FAST car! In the past several years, the rise of the little hamster powered hondas and VW's as (LOL!) "fast" has completely blown me away! Mostly, I believe, this ridiculous and completely false belief that somehow these little put putt cars are "fast" has come from double digit IQ's watching "The Fast and the Furious". These idiots actually believed that the little imports in that film would truly outperform a Ferrari, or a GTO, so they started buying CIVCS and putting fart pipes and wings on them. Oh, and dont forget those super cool IMPORTRACING stickers that undoubtedly add hamster power to thier mighty four cylinder engines.
Here are some clues for you: A VTEC engine simply means that it has variable valve timing. That had to be added because the little engine that couldnt didnt produce enough low end torque to actually get it moving very fast.
Here is another one: SURE! You can spend 20 thousand dollars getting your little GTI to go fast, but it will only do it once or twice before you completely fry the heads and need a rebuild. I can take a $2000 87 camaro and put 4 grand in mods into it that would produce an 11 second car. Why the hell would I want 20 thousand dollars worth of lame ass import crap?
I am sure that it is, just like those retarded mini-trucks of the 1980s, nothing but a trend that will die. Until then, i will ever be amused by the frustrated VW driver with the fart cannon that pulls along side my car with the intentions of showing me that the WING on the back deck of his GOLF makes his car fast. Even further entertainment comes when his little putty putt engine cant handle the job and I end up smoking his doors. The look of frustraiton and bewilderment on his face is fascinating, as my 3200 lb 4 door SEDAN smoked his "fast" little import. Poor guy, just like he believed this his crooked baseball cap made him look cool, he believed that his little import was "fast". I hate to shatter his dreams all in one shot, but it doesnt, and its not.
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Same Shit Different Day
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foothill farms,
California
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May 11, 2006 4:28 AM
This is the best post i have seen so far
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¶ę$ŦïŁèŅ©ė
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Enfield,
Connecticut
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May 11, 2006 8:06 AM
Troll. 06 GTI > 87 Camaro.
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Matthew
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May 11, 2006 7:08 PM
I don't care how fast your car goes if it's an inefficient hunk of metal. Way to kill the planet with your cheap camero.
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Yashar -SMG-
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GLENDALE,
CALIFORNIA
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May 12, 2006 3:56 AM
anycar can race somethign other then a straight line it just wont do it that many times or that fast :)
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¶ę$ŦïŁèŅ©ė
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Enfield,
Connecticut
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May 12, 2006 9:03 AM
This guy really has no idea what he's talking about. An 87 Camaro with $4, 000 worth of mods won't pull an 11 second quarter mile. And it sure won't a new GTI (or any other car) with $20, 000 worth of mods.
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¶ę$ŦïŁèŅ©ė
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Enfield,
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May 12, 2006 9:05 AM
Brad Stevens loves his fast!Wrote:
This guy really has no idea what he's talking about. An 87 Camaro with $4, 000 worth of mods won't pull an 11 second quarter mile. And it sure won't beat a new GTI (or any other car) with $20, 000 worth of mods.
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Aleksandr
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CoSta MEsA CrIPz,
California
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May 12, 2006 9:27 AM
its ok guys hes 36 and has a myspace
and has never heard of a R32 that would woop unreliable american muscle car
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austin
M/21
CASTLE ROCK,
COLORADO
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May 12, 2006 4:07 PM
R32? im think he should try and race an R33 or R34, id like to see that
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The Radio Bees
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May 12, 2006 8:22 PM
You know, I have to agree with him that most imported cars indeed are crap, like civics, but VW's are pretty sweet. And i have a wrx sti, and that thing sails.
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Russ
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Willoughby Hills,
Ohio
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May 12, 2006 9:12 PM
hey buddy, why don't you get your head outa your ass and stop talking shit. No ones trying to dis you here. Why you gotta come here starting shit with Dubs. A dub with 6-7k i mods might not beat you on the strip, but who the fuck cares. Come to Mid Ohio this summer and well see your lap times in that heavy chunk of scrap metal. Better yet, wait till I get the coilovers on my 4door Jetta and I'll still own you on a track. Fuck, my friends shity teg will beat you on the track. You'll be in the grass all day.
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Adam
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Posted:
May 12, 2006 10:51 PM
one word... NECK!
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