Luke&Lannianity

10 commandments of Luke & Alanna

1. "Honor thy Luketh and Lanna, for they shall steal your shoes if you fail so to do”
2. “Each morning, thou shalt put a fresh flower in thy Luketh's haireth…. Because he said soeth”
3. "thou shalt buy pointless random objects from ikea even if thou doesnt know what the object doeseth thou must buy it anyway"
4. "thou must tickle thy lukeths feet until he gest bored, then you must go awayeth and make him a sandwich"
5. "thou must watcheth the rocky horror picture show every sunday and dance the time warp when commanded to do so by Lanna"
6. “Thou shalt eat mystery combinations of junk food when intoxicated. This food may sicken thee, but thou must eat it nonetheless.”
7. “Thou must laugh nervously whenever thy Luketh or Lanna tells a joke, even when one doesn’t get it thusly providing immense amusement for those who do actually get it”
8. “Thou shalt never step on the cracks in the pavement or it shall rain cream cheese and bread crumbs upon your head and that kinda dirty will not wash off”
9. “Everytime thou buys skittles thou must keep all the green and red ones and present them to thy Lanna in a big sparkly jar with a bow on top”
10. “Thou shalt accept the fact that there is actually only 9 commandments as the 10th one changes on a daily basis depending on how thy Luketh and Lanna are feeling on that particular day”

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do we get white beards now? ^^

I think one of our godly powers should be the ability to grow unbelievably long beards and moustaches that change colour depending on our moods? kinda like a mood ring but with hair? it could be fun...

dear sweet jesus do you kids have nothing better to do :P xx

So did anyone actually change religion?
I will be soooo gutted if you all didn't :o(
Were the commandments too demanding?
Damn it! :o)

Couldn't we like combine the religions... -lightbulb- LukethLizlamLannianity! HUZZAH! Thats a big word... and the harder it is to pronounce the better...

Our birthdays shall be the new christmas! and you know what that means...

3 CHRISTMASSES A YEAR!... they could be like, Lizmas, Lannimus and umm... Lukemas?

And we could be like known as "The Three L's Of Awesomenessity" (I'm making up too many words today dont cha think?)

All the churches in the world would be fitted with bars and m&m dispensers and then on Sundays (which shall be renamed btw) everyone will go to church and it'd be like a big drunk fest with m&m's thrown into the mix... alcohol and e-numbers. Oh that would bring such joy...
Mwahahahha! I'm getting carried away... woops... sorry...

i think this idea is so good i need to do a happy wee.

ok i am joining for sure fucking alcohol and m&m's ftw can i be like one of the apostles or something? actually think this would be the perfect religion for me