This is going to be a fun assignment for THE HORROR DRUNX!
Remember, one of the things we were founded on was going
to Horror Movie locations and having our pictures taken
holding a 40ouncer while we were drunk! We'll lets not
forget that fun bit of nincompoopery!

We are going to start some photo albums on the main Horror
Drunx page to host pictures from ALL the chapters! And of
course, you should host some of yourselves on your chapter
page too. So what we want to do is have you go on some
picture taking field trips! Wear your Horror Drunx shirts,
sport a bottle of booze, and let's go nuts! Show some of
your Horror Drunx pride!
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1. Everybody dies. So we know there have to be hearses,
graveyards, funeral homes, coffins, etc. in your area
to heft a bottle and get your pic taken with.

2. Dress in your HD t-shirt, or dress like a zombie or some
other gory creature (who doesn't have a rubber Frankenstein
mask left over from Halloween laying around?) and stand in
front of the "WELCOME TO..." city limits sign on the outskirts
of your town, or some other recognizable local landmark!
Raise those bottles high! Extra points for posing with local
police cars that we can read the door on. ;)


3. And WE KNOW you must have a cool old movie theater in your
town to pose for pics in front of! Hopefully there will be a
horror movie or a good midnight movie on the marquee in the
background! ...If not, Photoshop your favorite horror
movie title or "THE HORROR DRUNX" up there, hell we're easy,
we're drunk!


4. Show off your horror collection! Favorite movie posters,
props, you name it... Even if it is just you and some buddies
having a party in your living room while you are watching
some horror on TV.


5. Got a favorite club or bar you go to? Get yer pics taken
out front!


6. Celebrities... Lots of you go to movie conventions and
go to clubs to see bands and things. So, pose with those horror movie
celebrities and horror rock bands. Extra bonus points if
you get them to hold up a drink with you, hold up a sign or
somthing that says "I'm a HORROR DRUNX", or wear one of our
t-shirts. (yeah, we know "I'm a HORROR DRUNX" is hilariously bad
grammar, but that's the point!) Extra super-duper bonus
points if you also spill your drink on them while the pic is
being snapped and their name is now, or has ever been Jovanka,
Elvira, Zombie, or they have ever starred in a rip-off remake!!! "Ooops!
"Sorry, 'bout that, I'm drunk!" heh heh


7. And of course, we wouldn't be The Horror Drunx if we didn't
mention we encouraged nudity... Well, mostly from our female
membership... Any of the above photo opp's get extra points
from the Mort Daddy if they feature lotsa skin! Maybe blood
drenched skin! (Hey, I'm a dirty ol' Horror Drunk, wudda ya
want from me?) No worries, the original photos will be made
MySpace friendly by myself with some strategically placed censor
bars (or bottles or skulls or something) in photoshop before
they are made public.


8. We would never ever-ever condone any sort of destruction
of private property or graffitti. That is just plain wrong.
But if any were to occur, we'd probably want to see pictures
of it just because we have a morbid curiosity about such
things. Some bad person even graphitized a hotel parking lot
STOP sign at a recent Fangoria convention, so that it read:

"The Horror Drunx STOP Horror remakes forever!". Damn, wish
we had gotten a picture of it. ;)

9. Haunted Houses. If a real one isn't available, many carnivals
and amusement parks have 'em. The Mystery Spot. Wax Museums.
Caves. Worlds biggest thermometer or ball of string. Dinosaur
skeletons at museums. ...There are all sorts of
weird / creepy / just strange tourist trap kinda places.
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Above all.....get rip-roaring drunk and have fun!

SEND US YER PICTURES!!!!!!!!!

(Special thanks to Sid Terror, and Montgomery Brando for all the creative contributions to this very special Horror Drunx Assignment!.)




------Mortimer A. London