Anybody have a favorite quote from any episode?

This quote comes from the episode where corporate office comes to talk about sexual harassment. The quotes is by michael when he is confronted by Toby about sexual language and he says, "Toby is an H.R which technically means he works for corporate, so he is really not a part of our family. Also he is divorced so he really is not part of his family."

In the Women's Appreciation episode Angela is talking about clothing for small people and she says, "The clothes at GapKids can be too flashy, so I'm forced to go to American Girl and order clothes for large colonial dolls."

"why are the bathrooms white only"

"That's what she said!"

you can't fire me- i don't work in this van!
....pretty much any line from the michael grills his foot episode....

"When I die, I want to be frozen.And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time to figure out exactly why I died and what moves I could have used to defend myself better, now that I know what hold he had me in."-----Dwight K. Schrute

MRI tech - "stop putting your leg into the machine Michael."

Defiantly in the first season when Micheal Scott starts Diversity Today, because today is almost over. He also said, "Abraham Lincoln once said, If your racist, I will attack you with the North." That is my all time favorite quote

Earlier this season when Michael is speaking at Ryans school. Refering to the two teachers. "You in your ivory tower and you in your ebony tower."
Or
Michael
" who would have thought Ben Franklin would have been the creep."
Or
Dwight
"I am 99.9 percent sure that is not the real Ben Franklin."

Great exchange from the season finale... so funny

--Jim, Jim, Jim… Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.
--Oh, hey Dwight.
--I am going to be your new boss. Haha, it’s my greatest dream come true. Welcome to the hotel hell. Check-in time is now, check-out time is never.
--Does my room have cable?
--No, and the sheets are made of fire.
--Can I change rooms?
--Sorry, we’re all booked up. Hell convention in town.
--Can I have a late check-out?
--I’ll have to talk to the manager.
--You’re not the manager in your own fantasy?
--I’m the owner. The co-owner, with Satan.
--Okay. Let me understand it: In your wildest fantasy, you are in hell. And you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
--Yeah, but I haven’t told you my salary yet.
--Go.
--80, 000 dollars a year. Once I am officially regional manager, my first order of business will be to demote Jim Halpert, so I will need a new number two. My ideal choice? Jack Bauer. But he is unavailable, and fictional, and over qualified.

that's what he she said...

or he said...