MR EGG MAN! MR EGG MAN! Oh Poor Poor Francine. Your a retard! I'm an alcoholic. Ursella Utters, Detective Cuddles, THEY BETTER HAVE GOT ME THE CHA CHA HEELS!! lmao I wasn't eating in class ... she was trying to copy my homework. I HATE YOU I HATE ALL OF YOU I HATE YOUR PARENTS AND I HATE YOU! COCK SUCKeR!!! YOU CAN EAT SHIT FOR ALL I CARE. :)

I love ALL his movies!!!

HEY PUNKS GET OFF THE GRASS. :) RIP EDITTH

LETS GO SEXIN!!!!!!!!!!!

woot

fuck you i hate you, not on christmas !!! not on christmas !!

"You know how I hate the *brown word*!" from Serial Mom of course lol Cy

"Fucker!! Pig Fucker!! Filthy Hetero Stink-Shit!!!" (I just about died when My Life With The Thrill Kill Cult used this!)

"I worry that you'll work in an office. Have children. Celebrate wedding anniversaries. The world of heterosexual is a sick and boring life!"

"They put me in Special Ed because of my hair!"

"REWIND!!!"

"Pussywillows, Dottie."

"Say it! Liquid eyeliner!!"

"Action fans!! Help us!!!" (I've nearly used this one before.)

"You know American audiences won't read subtitles!" (great line because it's sadly true....)

"Satan loves you, and so do we."

and, of course, just in time for Xmas-

"I better get them cha-cha heels...."

"hurry heinz!!"

"i was NOT drunk! i was ON PILLS!"

"she's a hairhopper"

"it's the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter's criminally insane"

"being a WHORE is a DISEASE?"

"i used to have a lot of problems, now i only have one -- drugs!! gave my life a real focus..."

I wouldn't suck your lousy cock if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!

Give me ten dollars! What would you do with ten dollars? Writin' a book hippe? Why don't you go listen to some folk music.

Your face for the world to see!

This neighborhood is hideous.I'm afraid rats will run out and bite my new nylons!

Oh, you're both sick horrible and disgusting.

I guess there's only two kinds of people: my kind of people and assholes. It's rather obvious which category you fit into. Have a nice day.

I hate you, your husband, your children and your relatives!

Help! We were raped! YOU were raped?

Go home to your mother! Doesn't she ever watch you? Tell her this isn't some Communist day care center. Tell your mother I hate her! Tell your mother I hate you!

Oh, God! The children are having sex!

I was having an erotic dream!

I'm all dressed up and ready to fall in love!

Why, I haven't fallen in love for three whole days!

Pretzels give you plaque!

One bullet cannot destroy the beauty of fascism!

I'm out here bustin' my tail and you're in there fuckin' midgets!

Squeaky Fromme, where are you when we need you?

Mrs. Hinkle, are you insane? NO I'M NOT YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

You obviously belong in a mental hospital! Look who's callin' the kettle black!

I don't know, I'm trippin'! TRIPPIN!?

Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat shit! Filth is my politics! Filth is my life!



We own a few pornography shops plust we front money to a chain of heroin pusher in inner city elementary schools.



-Oh, I love you Raymond. I love you more than anything in this whole world. I love you more than my own filthiness, more than my own hair color. Oh God, I love you more than the sound of bones breaking, the sound of death rattle - even more than the sound of my own shit do I love you, Raymond.
-And I, Connie, also love you more than anything that I could ever imagine: more than my hair color, more than the sound of babies crying, of dogs dying - even more than the thought of original sin itself. I am yours, Connie, eternally united through an invisible core of finely woven filth, that even God himself could never ever break.






...god I love Pink Flamingos >_<

so many

Pink Flamingos
divine do you belive in god?
i am god

divine are you a lesbian?
yes i have done every thing

Female Trouble
Fucker! Pig fucker! Hetero! Filthy hetero stink-shit!

i blew richard spek

Desperate Living
Go home to your mother! Doesn’t she ever want you? Tell her this isn’t some communist daycare center! Tell your mother I hate her! Tell your mother I hate you!

You lazy bitch! I’m out working my tail off all day, and you’re in there, fuckin’ MIDGETS!

Get out of my chambers, lesbians!

Serial Mom
Is this the Cocksucker residence?

Dottie Hinkle, are you insane?
No I’m not, you motherfucker!

Cecil B. DeMented
Before I became a drug addict, I had so many problems. Now I just have one - Drugs! It’s given my life real focus

Death to mainstream cinema!

Pain is pleasure! Slavery is freedom! Suicide for Satan!

But, Ursula! They’re hotter than a fresh-fucked fox in a forest fire, you know that!

A Dirty Shame
i’m Sylvia, and my clitoris is in crisis.

Ever taken a roofie? Me eigther I’m afraid I’d stay home all night date raping myself.


Fuck the chicken Fuck the chicken

Pubic hair causes crime!