I feel this is a little weak. Also, this is taken out of context, so no "honkey hate mail", please.

I am married to a honkey...and all our kids turned out white. So when I am out at the park, people ask me what family I work for. I say, "excuse me?", and they get all flustered and embarrassed...I feel bad, so to make them feel better, I say "Oh, that's okay, I adopted them for the government money." That seems to cheer them up.