Let the story of the pillow, midget, priest, and holy water continue...

Alright, lets finish the Pillow story, so the Podeum was realy a toilet and thats why he pulled out the toilet brush and started beating the midget with it.


So who wants to be next...(No Potty humor, haha)

Alright, I hate leaving a story hanging, so here it goes. The midget later sued the Priest because in the toilet brush accedent, he lost both his legs.

The judge dissmised the charges because, he said the midget didn't have a leg to stand on. The miget then tried to argue with the judge, but the judge told him to quit while he's a head. hahahahahahahahahahaha

Next... or The End, its up to y'all

More Jokes Ppl, I need 2 laugh!!!!!haha

That joke killed me, lol

Once upon a time in a far away place......someone got shot

Moral of the story don’t leave home //.^

What if they were shot at home? Then staying at home wouldn’t be safe...Hmmm

r u sure you aren’t that blonde? Lol :-)~

Alright, I got one, kinda similar to the one just told, but its different.

Alright, A blonde, brunette, and a red head are trapped on an island, when they stumble upon a magic lamp, They all rub the lamp together and a genie comes out and gives them each one wish, since they all rubbed the lamp. The Red Head goes up first and says I wish I was home, so poof she was back home. The Brunette goes next, she says I wish I was home, and poof she was back at home. Now the blonde started crying, The genie says "Whats wrong my dear", she says "All my friends are gone, I wish they’d come back"

hahahaha

i don’t like that joke when u said a blonde a brunette and a red heart well the brunette it offended me. well ed i will see u tomorow but i will be a little late becuz i’m helping my teacher at lee tomorrow and and idk what time i’ll be home/ if u need help i will be home at 4:00 or 5:00. well ttyl and that’s how the cookie crumbles

One day, me and my dad were in Wal-mart. We have a dog named Brutus, he’s a Great Dane. We were on the way to the check out and we picked up a 50-lb bag of dog food. We were standing, waiting for the line to go through. The lady in fronty of us turned around and said "Oh, You have a dog?". My dad said"Nope, I’m on the Beneful diet, I carry around a handful of dog-food in mypockets wherever i go, so that when im hungry i eat the food till im full, Until the accident..." The lady said "what happened?" My dad said "I got hit by a car trying to clean myself in the middle of the street."









True Story

A husband and wife were taking a vacation to Miami to unthaw from the cold weather in north dakota. Due to the increase in air travel the couple was forced to take separate flights on separate days.

The husband flew first and when the plane landed and he got checked in he decided to send his wife an email. He didn’t notice the he made a spelling error on the email address so it got sent to a widow that had just come back from her husband’s funeral.

The widow checked her email because she expected to hear from friends and family. Right after she read the first email she fainted and her son ran into the room and saw his mom then read the screen. The email said: to my dearest wife i have arrived and got checked in, everything is ready for your arrival tomorrow evening at 4:30 can’t wait to see you and we have some great neighbors.

Your devoted husband.

P.S. It sure is hot down here!