They play in the highest league in the club. They're drinking level isn't bad either. Welcome to the women's first team.

Is there really nobody who actually has anything to say in our team??
Come on- I know you're all dying to take the P out of our very own Amphibiam with a weight disorder (that will be the "Fat Froggy" for those of you from the Met), who is still very much a fresher no??

or how about a suggested kit colour change so our only "auburn" player doesn't have to worry about her shirt clashing with her hair??

Although I think it's only a matter of time before Sham dies his hair ginger - No - not just to cover his grey hairs, but to match his shirt, gum shield, sweat band etc.........

I have already bleached my hair once - Copper was a more accurate description.

And for tge record my hair is black, so it goes with the Orange and Black colour scheme.

so where do the grey bits in your hair fit in then??

It goes with my stick

Gimp.

When I clicked on womens first team i was expecting a hoard of slutty girly chat......not sham talking about bleaching his hair.........................very dissapointed!!!!

we were waiting for u to join us of course b 4 the comments begin!

i've got so many comments to make but i can't, must be good, must share less!!! i think i'm going to fine all the girlies that aren't registered with my space, zero team bonding going on!!!

erm nobb cheese i think u have shared far too much already and yes, keeping it 2 urself for now is a good idea me thinks!!!

hahaha.... Saturday was funny, wasn't it? Tell us a story Nobs. Go on... ;-)

Well all come close and pull up a pew.... whoa whoa whoa...... no its not interesting anyway; so peeps whats the craic for saturday night, everyone got their dancing shoes on for sandanista and hifi, i'm soooo jealous i can't be there (sorry big bird) but a curry is calling my name.

and yes fireman sam and gareth that means you'll have to find a new love nest.... any offers???

i can't be there either - going down the M1 to Sheffield for the night.
But Lex - I'm relying on you to get all the gossip and then give it to Nobby so she can store it in her cheeks like a hamster and just blurt it all out during a not at all pre-meditated game of "I have never"!!
Works everytime eh Nob-Rot??!

i'd really appreciate if you would call me by my given name of laura, its sounds so common being called nobrot and you know i'm anything but common; i think this can also said for my good friend katie she finds the reference to fat frog the f@#ker slightly derogatory.