A unicorn? Ooo... I hope mine turns me into a pixie and a fairy and a unicorn and a monkey (just because) and a pony and a kitten and puppy and a... and a... and a...

~A SaturnGirl who has most certainly completely lost it with merc retrograde opposing her sun/merc

P.S. Yes Mark, I was also being a funny-girl.

I don't have any personal experiences to share as I'm still a few years shy of my return, but one of my favorite past times is to browse through some of the legal cases on CNN's website to see some of the Saturn return horror stories. Those usually make for some of the more interesting case examples. I will see if I can track down a few of the more interesting ones that Ive run across before.

Saturn ReturnWrote:
well Saturn Girl, the sarcasm is beautifully appreciated. Thanks for a good laugh. I also need to point out to our previous poster that a state saturn return is reached around the ages 29-31...my dearest unicorn lady, you must have mistaken a bad acid trip for saturn return. Don't worry though, I hear it happens quite frequently.

Nah, Leah knows full well when the Saturn return is. She's just a sarcastic smart ass. As for that acid trip... well, who knows what her boyfriend might be slippin' her.

~SG

Chris, you could relate a Saturn square story with us. Those can be just as valid as the return.

I have a story, but I don't feel like posting it for everyone to read. I might share it with some close friends who are personally interested though.

Roland

RolandWrote:
Chris, you could relate a Saturn square story with us. Those can be just as valid as the return.



I have a story, but I don't feel like posting it for everyone to read. I might share it with some close friends who are personally interested though.



Roland

Ditto Roland.

RolandWrote:
Chris, you could relate a Saturn square story with us. Those can be just as valid as the return.

I'm actually just coming up on my second Saturn square in a month or two. It should be going exact somewhere towards the end of the Hindsight conclave. So, I will keep you posted on that.

It may be worth noting parenthetically that if you are highly attuned to Saturn to begin with (Saturn on an angle, aspecting Sun or Moon, etc.), you tend to manifest fewer of Saturn's more dire consequences. Maybe this is just to say that a person who is normally consumed with guilt, fear and judgement doesn't need to manifest events to make them feel that way. Joke. Sort of.

...same here. Oh thee anticipation...

A woman you don't need to knowWrote:
When I had my Saturn Return, my life CHANGED a lot. I met my ex and got married, went through pregnancy and had a baby.

me too.

i have an llth house sun and a 12th house saturn. when saturn crossed my sun i met my ex. by the time saturn returned i left him with our daughter. the time in between i became very intimate with the malefic nature of saturn. then it crossed my ascendant. now i am a very relaxed girl.