I just thought is was sad that our last message was so long ago, so I'm posting a new one. Here's a few things to remember:

1)Pedestrians have the right of way... unless you're in a hurry and they suck.
2)Situations in pornos never happen in real life. (dammit!)
3)The only thing that keeps us from being completely controlled by big brother is the ineptitude of public officials. (Think about that while in line at the DMV)
4)Bon Jovi and Def Leppard were great rock bands, not hair bands.
5)Women: Alcohol impairs your judgement and makes you do stupid things. (Be careful)
6)Men: Alcohol impairs a woman's judgement and makes her do stupid things. (Like us)
7)If you've never punched someone in the face you're: a) a woman, b) a man without conviction, c) a highly disciplined pacifist, or d) a pussy. (There are no other options)
8)Anyone who takes the time to tell you to get a life obviously doesn't have one of their own.
9)Don't go punching someone in the face just to prove you're not a pussy. (I dislike litigation)
and finally:
10)Reward a job well done; always tip your stripper.

Ok, so there are just some random nuggets of truth you can hold onto. Let me know what you think, add your own thoughts, or both. Let's just get some more discourse around here.

Definitely agree with the Bon Jovi and Def Leppard thing. :D