Alright, looks like I'm the first one to post it. There has been talk about doing an employee of the month contrest. So here it goes: At the end of every month we will announce the winner. Voting starts on the first of every month. Sounds simple right? Well it is. So vote motherfuckers!!!!

sorry buddy aint gonna happen. you kind of have to work there

I hereby nominate the tea urn!

tea urn?

The hot water heater for the tea. Clearly meant to be of the tea urn variety, the type of which is used to brew the so called "sweet-tea" one finds in restaurants here in the South. It's like tea that has been raped by a ravenous Sugar Beast, pissed on, then chilled. They love that shit down here. Centuries of incest'll do that.

But I digress. The hot water heater is clearly the hardest working cog in the Tea Lounge machinery, certainly more so than layabouts such as Johann.

This conversation extended over EIGHT MONTHS. You guys suck at this.

whatever

I guess at this point it should be more like "Employee of the Year", but I think that one is easily enough earned.