Whats cow poop and women have in common? As they age they get easier to pick up

did you know marriage is a three ring circus
1st engagement ring
2nd wedding ring
3rd suffering

did you know if you put 6n9 together you get 8

dave wrote:
did you know marriage is a three ring circus

1st engagement ring

2nd wedding ring

3rd suffering

As someone about to marry, I truly hope not, lol

dave wrote:
did you know if you put 6n9 together you get 8

(LOL) Or you get the 69 sexual position.

what do tightrope walking and getting a bj from an 80 year old have in common?

in both cases, you try like hell not to look down.

bpasdaddy wrote:
what do tightrope walking and getting a bj from an 80 year old have in common?



in both cases, you try like hell not to look down.

(LOL) Good one.

whats the difference between a old cat and a little kitty

a old cat will bite n scratch
where a little pussy never hurt noone

Why does Doctor Pepper come in a can?

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Because his wife is dead.

One of my favs is:

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable??





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The wheelchair.

why didn’t superman save the drowning kid




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because he was in a wheel chair

How did Pinocchio discover that he was made of wood?

His right hand caught fire.




Why do men pay way more for car insurance?

Because women can’t get blow jobs while driving.




What do you call two skunks who are 69-ing?

Odor eaters




What’s the difference between a job and a wife?

After five years, the job still sucks!

Why can’t Hellen Keller drive?

Cuz shes a women.


What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?

The NBA.

whu do italian men have mustaches






so they can look like their mom