What is the most outragous thing that has happened in your store?

I work at the Warner country club of stores so not much goes on up here... The usuall things and common MB accurences... Some of the other stores I have worked at , there have been intersting things,like shitting in the aisle by customers...

Warner did have the alocholic or drug addict pass out at closing time one night, not sure if you where there Jason, but other then that your right we usually have to make up our own antics and thats not that thrilling

hhaahaha. lmfao.



yeah. somebody shit in one of hte aisles.


& a guy from the meat department called me up in the booth for some reason, to tell me. idk why, he should have called teh check out.


but i called up the check out. and aws like you krista. somebody crapped in aisle 8. who should we make clean it.



andhten i was like i know....LARRY, , , cuz i was mad at him. i was like "krista tell him theres a wet breakage in aisle 8 or something, dotn tell him its shit, or else he will freak and not clean it."


so krista goes and tells larry, and apparently larry has already had to clean up a wet breakage earlier that day and he says to krista....


"Are you serious, thats NUMBER 2 today!"




lmfao. it was sooooo funny. you guys would cream your pants if you were there.

Thats funny shit.... when it happened in ..34 it was in a little hall by the meat cooler door, the meat manager walked out [funniest guy, Cody] and yelled "What the Fuck are you doing?"
People where always pissing or shitting down there, we had a lot of bums from behind the liquor store in there.

HiggyWrote:
Warner did have the alocholic or drug addict pass out at closing time one night, not sure if you where there Jason, but other then that your right we usually have to make up our own antics and thats not that thrilling

I dont think I was there at that time, it is great to see someone else from 55 on here.

HiggyWrote:
Warner did have the alocholic or drug addict pass out at closing time one night, not sure if you where there Jason, but other then that your right we usually have to make up our own antics and thats not that thrilling

I dont think I was there at that time, it is great to see someone else from 55 on here.

I work at store 48 in Haverhill. We have had people light the chip aisle on fire before, people have had heart attacks in the parking lots, someone threw a rather large pumpkin through the windows near the checkout, I set the cardboard compactor on fire before (by accident hahah) People have had sex in the catwalk, fist fights after work, just the usual stuff hahah.

JimmayyyWrote:
I work at store 48 in Haverhill. We have had people light the chip aisle on fire before, people have had heart attacks in the parking lots, someone threw a rather large pumpkin through the windows near the checkout, I set the cardboard compactor on fire before (by accident hahah) People have had sex in the catwalk, fist fights after work, just the usual stuff hahah.

Sounds like I would love working at your store. Nothing interesting happens at store 33.

A few years back the frozen loads during the summer used to have dry ice on top of the ice cream skids to keep it frozen. Myself and the meat manager decided it would be fun to fill a coke baottle half full with it and the other half with warm water and cap it. We then threw it in the trash compactor.... You could hear it squeeling as the plastic expanded, then BOOM, I swear it sounded like comeone fired a gun in the back room, made my ears ring and we got the fuck out before someone caught us.

some lady sat down on my step ladder took out her breast n started to breast feed her kid in the middle of the aisle for about 10 minutes. it was kinda weird.

dude that is fuckin crazy, was she hot or a milf!

Nothing too good has happened at store 9. I mean we had an asst. from checkout put the spitfire in a bagger's drink because she was mad at him, that was a while back though. We were in the newspaper in the last summer because a guy came in pretending to have a gun and tried to steal money from the Courtesy Booth but some of our grocery personal tacked him to the ground until the police came. Beside that all we have had recently is really nasty rumors about about employees in the store flying around. But none of them have been true consisting I said they were rumors and in fact one was about a manger and me. The people that make them anyway have no time on their hands and are immature to begin with.

one sat. morning i was working, i was tired, hungover, had to start at 7 worked til 12. so thre i am bagging some dudes groceries i finish up the dude comes back 5 min. later pushes me and says 'you cracked my eggs and broke my cokies you fucking shithead' i just said 'dude chill out' then some other dude he was with yelled at him and said 'mike! get outside! go to the car!' Thats about the wierdest thing thats happened to me there, gawd i hate MB customers.

im from the billerica mb in towne plaza, our store managers is Kanavas the greek god of retail sales. cant understand a word the dude says.

some lady got ran over in the parking lot at store 16. . . . thats all i can really think of...... i havnt been there that long tho.